Ines Sainz. You are the reason I dress like a lesbian at work. If you are going to stroll into a MEN'S FOOTBALL PRACTICE in @$$ hugging jeans and an "appropriate", skin tight, button down shirt, you have to be slightly retarded to think you'll be taken seriously...and I do know a thing or two about retards. Do they not have straight men in Mexico? I'm fairly certain they do considering the disgusting things that the Mexican window cleaners say to me while I'm walking to work in the morning. When you took the topless picture in the "skin jersey" was it meant just for girls and maybe boys who enjoy the artistic craft of Bedazzling?
I'm not the girliest girl in the world but I'm well aware of the below 2 facts:
1- Girls sometimes do things to impress other girls such as wearing an expensive watch, carrying an over-priced purse or getting fancy highlights that dudes won't notice or care about.
2- Girls try to attract boys by wearing low-cut shirts, anything that shows a lot of skin or anything that shows a lot of @$$. For example, my lower back tattoo has nothing to do with wanting girls to think I'm impressive. Nothing.
I would be willing to bet money that when this chick tried on these jeans someone (probably another girl who was well aware of what her job is) said "ooo those make your @$$ look elcaliente for all the gringos"- Or something along those lines...I took french give me a break. The point is, she didn't buy them because they are comfortable or because she wanted compliments on how classy they make her look.
This specifically pisses me off because I am in a very male-dominated business as well. I interviewed a girl a couple years ago who wore a hot pink blazer and talked about where she got her shoes for 10 minutes. You know how I referred to her during the rest of the interview process? Bubble Yum. And Bubble Yum didn't get the job. She wasn't explicitly stupid or anything, there were just people who approached the interview process more seriously than we felt she did. In other words, they didn't wear freaking hot pink. Sure, I complimented her shoes as an ice breaker because she looked like a nervous wreck...probably because she had no business being there. Her shoes were cute but I actually haven't had time to get to the "super cute boutique in SoHo with the weird hours" because I'm busy working and doing something useful. I'm no butched out tomboy, but anyone with basic social reasoning could deduce I'm not into chatting about fashionable heels...especially when I'm trying to hire an accountant.
I'm aware that I just made all the feminists really upset by that last paragraph. Well I'm really sorry feminists, but f*ck you. When you get a job and you can hire people I'll send you Bubble Yum's resume and you can both wallow in your stupidity together. You are going to whine and whine about your glass ceiling and then back up people like BY, Sainz, and the "I got fired for being sexy" girl who are pretty much making your ceiling bullet proof. I would say cement, as opposed to bullet proof, but that would inhibit the people above us from looking down our shirts and laughing.
My dad always says: If you mess with the bull, you'll get the horns. Ines flaunted her @$$ like a torero in a red cape. The result? Everyone wants to plow her. Dad is right again and Sainz should be banned from interviewing anyone but reality tv stars. Slutty ones. Or the Philadelphia Eagles. No one likes them anyways.
